You know? Heck idk.

In a secret room in a secret place is a terminal that North Korea's leader Kim Jong-il secretly plays World of WarCraft.  So secret because everyone knows all Koreans are suppost to be playing StarCraft or Aion.  But, 11/20 Aion issued a warning that the game stopped keeping track of level progress and was working on the problem, so Kim went grinding to level 80 on his new death knight, then the unthinkable....someone ninja looted from a 40 man raid, "Nooooooooooooooooooo!" he screamed.  Americans must die!!!!  He ran around in a paniced frenzy pushing ever red button he could find yelling, "F*** U ninja looter in California!  I'll NUKE your happy a**!"  In an unforturnate series of events, he pushes the wrong button and starts an artillery strike on South Korea.  Kim cannot appolgise because no one must find out a level 80 gnome yelling, "Sweet cheaks!" ninja looted a purple epic one-hand weapon.

It's a very confusing place out there.  Please stay safe and be nice to people when you play.  Aion servers are promising a fix shortly and everything will be back to normal.


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on Nov 25, 2010

"...North Korea warned it could follow up this week's deadly shelling with more attacks...." as their leader was thumping his mouse on the desk yelling, "I WILL KILL THAT GNOME!"

on Nov 27, 2010

These drooling idiots spam their political crap everywhere.

on Nov 27, 2010

scratchthepitch
These drooling idiots spam their political crap everywhere.

??

on Dec 04, 2010

4 people died in that attack and 18 wounded.  Not something to make fun of.

on Dec 04, 2010

4 people died in that attack and 18 wounded.  Not something to make fun of.

Freedom of Speech is one of the rights many people have fought and died for. Maybe you would like life better in North Korea.

Uga, thanks for the laugh. 

on Dec 05, 2010

He has the freedom to say it no matter how tasteless and I have the same right to call him on it.  Also, freedom of speech rights don't necessarily extend to the internet, depending on where you say it.

on Dec 05, 2010

myfist0

4 people died in that attack and 18 wounded.  Not something to make fun of.


Freedom of Speech is one of the rights many people have fought and died for. Maybe you would like life better in North Korea.

Uga, thanks for the laugh. 

Ironically your trying to suppress Jubreau's speech as you defend free speech. Free speech has nothing to do with either issue however because there are no government attempts being made to restrict speech. People have just as much right to say that somebody shouldn't say something as the first person had to say it. And of course you have just as much right to tell those people you think they are wrong.

Personally I'm not particularly bothered by Uga's post though, it just bothers me when people invoke freedom of speech in an inapropriate way.

on Dec 06, 2010

His post was clearly a joke trying to add some levity to a very sad situation (eg n korea killed more than a few folks in the past 3 months vying for attention like a 4 year old). We cope with crap using humor.

on Dec 06, 2010

Exactly, just like how Wikileaks is only exercising its freedom of speech rights when leaking more CIA dossiers .

on Dec 06, 2010

coreimpulse
Exactly, just like how Wikileaks is only exercising its freedom of speech rights when leaking more CIA dossiers .

Except of course, that the guy, Assaunge-whats-his-name (sp?), is a terrorist for saying that he'll release more stuff if people try to shut him down.

He's also announced that some Russian documents are going to be released on the site. I expect he'll last no more than a year before he "mysteriously" dies.

on Dec 06, 2010

Whiskey144



Quoting coreimpulse,
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Exactly, just like how Wikileaks is only exercising its freedom of speech rights when leaking more CIA dossiers .


Except of course, that the guy, Assaunge-whats-his-name (sp?), is a terrorist for saying that he'll release more stuff if people try to shut him down.

He's also announced that some Russian documents are going to be released on the site. I expect he'll last no more than a year before he "mysteriously" dies.

Im hoping he releases those US and other banks first.

on Dec 06, 2010

What does Wikileaks have to do with freedom of speech? It's not even based in the US. Sweden, I think?

on Dec 06, 2010

Annatar11
What does Wikileaks have to do with freedom of speech? It's not even based in the US. Sweden, I think?

Well after been hacked to death by US goverment because it was showing their dirty work and kicked clearly out of the US domains just to clear some names.

And then to finally trying to make it banned and unable to find a new worldwide dns to host again so it shows what they really are.

I guess freedom of speech goes flying out of the window.

Just search about wikileaks and read about it.

on Dec 06, 2010

coreimpulse
Im hoping he releases those US and other banks first.

Why?

Annatar11
What does Wikileaks have to do with freedom of speech? It's not even based in the US. Sweden, I think?

That is correct. Most of WikiLeaks' servers are based in Sweden, though Assange, the guy who runs WikiLeaks, has considered petitioning Switzerland for political asylum and moving the servers there, after Sweden denied his petition for residency.

Of course, he also has an outstanding warrant for suspected rape, sexual molestations, and harassment charges in Sweden.

on Dec 06, 2010

Of course, he also has an outstanding warrant for suspected rape, sexual molestations, and harassment charges in Sweden.

Those charges were trumped-up by a couple of vengeful ex-girlfriends, who were in fact never raped and had sex freely and voluntarily with Assange, and even boasted about their respective conquests afterwards.  I don't know why Sweden is moving forwards with them.

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